Wanna See my Arrowguns?

critical-snipe:

guywiththeredscarf:

critical-snipe:

guywiththeredscarf:

Cat got your tongue there?

As if. -scoffs-

Sorry you can’t handle all this sexy, old man. This blast from the past got you star struck or something?

 ’Least I wised up and ditched the faggy red scarf, Captain. -mock salutes- Man, I used to be such a dud. -shakes head-

-smirks smugly- Hah, didn’t think I’d turn out to be such a prissy ass with age. Guess my dreams are officially flushed down the toilet. 

soraofdestinyislands said: KITTY!?

Yo

critical-snipe:

guywiththeredscarf:

Cat got your tongue there?

As if. -scoffs-

Sorry you can’t handle all this sexy, old man. This blast from the past got you star struck or something?

critical-snipe asked: -stares-

Cat got your tongue there?

Miss me?

heartofwonderland:

guywiththeredscarf:

heartofwonderland:

-TACKLES-

DAD

I BLEW UP A SCHOOL

AND YOU WEREN’T HERE

TT~TT

I’ve never been more proud, Kiddo. -ruffles your hair-

Sorry for taking an unexpected leave there. Your old man had things to take care of.

Did you get arrested again?

Not legally allowed to say what happened, sorry kid.

(via killerximagination)

creepymadscientist said: YES.

To the helicopter?

Miss me?

heartofwonderland:

-TACKLES-

DAD

I BLEW UP A SCHOOL

AND YOU WEREN’T HERE

TT~TT

I’ve never been more proud, Kiddo. -ruffles your hair-

Sorry for taking an unexpected leave there. Your old man had things to take care of.

(Source: guywiththeredscarf, via killerximagination)

creepymadscientist said: COME TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Flan sex now or

Miss me?

heartofwonderland:

Selective family? e____e

Can Even just be my step-dad or something?

Kid, it’s not like we’re married

We’re hardly even dating :|

(Source: killerximagination)